tescosfinest:

“page 404 not found” i wasn’t looking for page 404 you piece of shit computer

(via melanieat-thedisco)

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

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bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

(Source: charlottefairchildbranwell, via melanieat-thedisco)

muscleluvr2:

*looks both ways* no cops around *runs across street during red light* the perfect crime

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katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

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shadowlink-:

i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

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